Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Well my fine tusker friend if you want the full story of how I came to be you have come to the right place, for only I know the full story for only I am Oolutanga."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I was a subject of testing by the virindi. A cruel virindi named Aerbax. I was once a lowly slave being tested on and treated very badly."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "My head was knocked open many times as they played with whatever it is inside of Oolutanga's head until finally Oolutanga spoke for the first time, and since I am Oolutanga it was me who was speaking because I am Oolutanga."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga was then able to do other things, like cast great powerful spells that no other tuskers could do because they were not Oolutanga. Because Oolutanga is me."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Then Oolutanga realized that he could be free so he left when Aerbax came back no more. Then he came here and found people living on this island. They looked squishy and tasted bad and Oolutanga almost choked on their bones when he ate them."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "But then there were the Chittick and they were squishy in the middle and they taste good so Oolutanga eats them instead. But soon Oolutanga because he is so smart, because he is me, found that the people living here were afraid of Oolutanga cause he ate some of them even though they tasted bad and were bony in the middle."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga talked to them but they were not talking cause they did not understand Oolutanga, but Oolutanga the smart tusker that he is learned their language and then spoke to them again and they listened."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "He found out that they were more afraid of the Monouga that lived on the island in a big hole. So Oolutanga went to fight the monouga."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga bested the monouga in combat and though I lost my hand because it is I who am Oolutanga he won. So he went back to the people and showed them the head that Oolutanga, who is me, that he had taken from the monouga."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "So Oolutanga made himself king, but they talked too much and Oolutanga thought they were dumb because they were not as smart as me because I am Oolutanga. So he told them to tie a big rock to his arm where his missing hand was."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "So then he bonked them on the head and made them more like Oolutanga. But I who am Oolutanga grew lonely and then wanted to bring others like you who are not Oolutanga to the island so that I who am Oolutanga would not be alone and the only tusker that was free and now we have our home and eat chittick because they are like jelly in the middle."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I just told you that story because I am Oolutanga the one who lived the story but you do not understand me because you are not Oolutanga therefore you are too dumb to understand what I say."

Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I am still lonely."